1 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:14,360 to have dinner with us? 2 00:00:15,900 --> 00:00:19,340 Probably not. I can't take any more time in this house. 3 00:00:20,080 --> 00:00:24,220 But I'm glad that I got to hang out with you. 4 00:00:26,300 --> 00:00:27,300 I understand. 5 00:00:30,260 --> 00:00:34,240 Thank you for giving me the best Christmas present ever. 6 00:00:36,700 --> 00:00:37,700 You're welcome. 7 00:00:38,860 --> 00:00:39,860 I love you, Dad. 8 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:41,520 I love you, Daddy. 9 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:46,760 Stay as long as you want. 10 00:00:47,040 --> 00:00:48,040 Thank you, Daddy. 11 00:00:49,180 --> 00:00:50,340 You go have a good dinner. 12 00:00:50,940 --> 00:00:51,940 Okay. 13 00:01:27,740 --> 00:01:31,420 Being a father is hard work. 14 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:36,120 You think marrying into a family, being a stepfather, where everybody was 15 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:38,740 already grown up and adults would be easier? 16 00:01:39,140 --> 00:01:40,360 But it's not. 17 00:01:40,860 --> 00:01:42,800 I'm constantly questioning myself. 18 00:01:43,060 --> 00:01:44,560 Am I doing the right thing or not? 19 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:48,320 My wife can't stand me. 20 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:50,260 She hasn't touched me. 21 00:01:50,660 --> 00:01:52,040 We haven't had sex. 22 00:01:54,730 --> 00:01:56,310 a too beautiful girl. 23 00:01:56,550 --> 00:01:57,670 I love them. 24 00:01:58,230 --> 00:02:01,670 But sometimes I worry, do I love them too much? 25 00:02:03,710 --> 00:02:04,710 You know? 26 00:02:04,730 --> 00:02:09,750 Like, somewhere along the way, the waters got crossed and my fatherly love 27 00:02:09,750 --> 00:02:10,750 turned into lust. 28 00:02:11,310 --> 00:02:12,690 I know it's wrong. 29 00:02:30,359 --> 00:02:31,540 Christmas, right? 30 00:02:34,980 --> 00:02:36,460 Don't let me ruin the party. 31 00:02:38,820 --> 00:02:39,980 Where is everyone? 32 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:42,400 There's Bucky. 33 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:44,520 Where's Maddie? 34 00:02:46,420 --> 00:02:48,880 Um, she left. 35 00:02:49,940 --> 00:02:51,160 I don't blame her. 36 00:02:55,640 --> 00:02:57,880 This one doesn't say too much, does he? 37 00:02:59,310 --> 00:03:01,370 You know what? Mommy's a great listener. 38 00:03:01,710 --> 00:03:02,710 I'll bet. 39 00:03:03,590 --> 00:03:04,770 But it's Christmas. 40 00:03:06,030 --> 00:03:07,710 Like a total bust, right? 41 00:03:09,050 --> 00:03:11,070 Oh, well, I wouldn't say that. 42 00:03:11,290 --> 00:03:12,750 It's not too late to make it worthwhile. 43 00:03:13,650 --> 00:03:16,370 Well, Mom and Auntie Paula are having a good time. 44 00:03:19,030 --> 00:03:20,030 What do you mean? 45 00:03:21,370 --> 00:03:22,530 Don't be stupid. 46 00:03:23,550 --> 00:03:27,510 Do you really think Auntie Paula's the only one enjoying that young cock? 47 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:31,480 I don't believe you. 48 00:03:32,460 --> 00:03:33,640 Then suit yourself. 49 00:03:34,940 --> 00:03:36,960 Your mother isn't like that. 50 00:03:38,540 --> 00:03:39,540 Sure, Dad. 51 00:03:39,740 --> 00:03:40,840 She isn't! 52 00:03:41,820 --> 00:03:46,940 Well, I just think it's unfair that everybody else is upstairs having a 53 00:03:46,940 --> 00:03:51,500 time and the three of us are just stuck down here doing... 54 00:03:51,500 --> 00:03:54,940 nothing. Brooding. 55 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:57,200 You know? 56 00:04:01,580 --> 00:04:06,100 That is not something funny to joke about, Lisa. 57 00:04:06,340 --> 00:04:08,000 Who said I'm joking? 58 00:04:10,260 --> 00:04:12,120 You can't be serious. 59 00:04:13,980 --> 00:04:20,779 Well, what if you pretend 60 00:04:20,779 --> 00:04:26,760 to be Santa Claus and I will be a girl making a wish? 61 00:04:29,740 --> 00:04:31,540 And you can be one of Santa's elves. 62 00:04:32,060 --> 00:04:34,760 Hold on. Lisa, this is not funny. 63 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:38,380 Ask me what I want for Christmas, Daddy. 64 00:04:41,620 --> 00:04:43,920 What would you like for Christmas, little girl? 65 00:04:44,820 --> 00:04:50,840 Well, I want two big, 66 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:55,120 hard candy canes to suck on. 67 00:04:56,730 --> 00:05:02,510 Okay, I think I might have those in the kitchen. 68 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:04,270 I'll be right back. 69 00:05:06,450 --> 00:05:07,450 Okay. 70 00:05:08,910 --> 00:05:10,730 Do you have any candy cans? 71 00:05:12,070 --> 00:05:13,090 Don't say anything. 72 00:05:17,810 --> 00:05:18,810 Okay. 73 00:05:21,150 --> 00:05:25,210 Don't fuck this up. Don't fuck yourself, daughter. I mean, why not? 74 00:05:25,470 --> 00:05:28,060 I'm a good... Dad, I'm a caring and loving guy. 75 00:05:28,500 --> 00:05:32,360 I mean, really, what's wrong with it? She wants her for both adults. 76 00:05:43,060 --> 00:05:44,100 It's not like Andy. 77 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:48,280 Merry Christmas, Daddy. 78 00:05:49,100 --> 00:05:50,100 Come on. 79 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:58,380 Don't say a word. 80 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:09,240 Yeah. 81 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:20,960 Oh, my gosh. 82 00:06:21,620 --> 00:06:24,480 Wow. All right. I got my present. 83 00:06:24,740 --> 00:06:26,260 I got my wish. 84 00:06:56,059 --> 00:06:57,720 Come on, give me a little movement. 85 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:09,640 Stuff those presents in your mouth. 86 00:07:12,180 --> 00:07:14,140 You know Daddy? 87 00:07:14,820 --> 00:07:16,380 Put all those presents in your mouth. 88 00:07:28,980 --> 00:07:29,980 Oh my gosh. 89 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,100 You gotta hold my hair. 90 00:08:03,670 --> 00:08:04,950 Oh my 91 00:08:04,950 --> 00:08:22,470 gosh, 92 00:08:22,770 --> 00:08:25,750 things are getting so fucking hot in here. 93 00:08:26,010 --> 00:08:28,790 Are you happy with your Christmas present? Yes, Johnny. 94 00:08:30,849 --> 00:08:32,429 Yeah. Oh, my God. 95 00:08:34,650 --> 00:08:38,830 This is what I really like. I wanted this so bad. 96 00:08:39,309 --> 00:08:40,650 Yes, I did. 97 00:08:40,909 --> 00:08:41,909 I did. 98 00:08:41,990 --> 00:08:42,990 Yeah. 99 00:09:19,010 --> 00:09:21,790 He doesn't talk, but he knows what he wants. 100 00:09:41,590 --> 00:09:43,790 Oh my gosh! 101 00:09:44,090 --> 00:09:45,250 Holy fuck! 102 00:10:06,260 --> 00:10:07,980 You come here. 103 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:14,820 And I still want to be sucking something while I'm getting fucked. 104 00:11:56,430 --> 00:11:57,550 Fuck me too. Did you? 105 00:11:57,970 --> 00:11:59,330 Yeah. Yeah. 106 00:12:00,050 --> 00:12:01,090 Oh my gosh. 107 00:12:01,590 --> 00:12:02,590 Yes. 108 00:12:06,450 --> 00:12:07,450 Oh. 109 00:12:08,570 --> 00:12:09,570 Yeah. 110 00:12:13,510 --> 00:12:14,530 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 111 00:12:14,730 --> 00:12:15,770 Like that, like that, like that. 112 00:12:16,030 --> 00:12:18,010 Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. 113 00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:56,820 I love it. Oh, my 114 00:12:56,820 --> 00:13:06,360 God. 115 00:13:10,740 --> 00:13:12,180 Oh, my God. 116 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:15,000 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 117 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:18,100 Oh, my God. 118 00:13:46,650 --> 00:13:47,650 Yes, sir. 119 00:14:18,530 --> 00:14:20,150 Oh, yes, yes, yes. 120 00:14:22,610 --> 00:14:24,530 Keep down. Oh, my gosh. 121 00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:26,430 Keep down right there. There you go. 122 00:14:26,870 --> 00:14:27,870 Oh. 123 00:14:29,070 --> 00:14:30,070 Oh, 124 00:14:30,430 --> 00:14:34,530 my God, yes. Yes, Daddy. Oh, my God. Daddy's ball. Oh, my God. 125 00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:38,149 Daddy's ball. 126 00:14:38,150 --> 00:14:41,290 Okay. Suck them nice and hard. Oh. Oh. 127 00:14:41,770 --> 00:14:42,770 How hard? 128 00:14:42,850 --> 00:14:43,850 So hard. 129 00:15:13,270 --> 00:15:15,990 That's right baby, that's right 130 00:16:06,010 --> 00:16:07,630 I'll take your word for it. 131 00:16:08,430 --> 00:16:10,710 Oh, fuck. 132 00:16:13,930 --> 00:16:16,210 Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. 133 00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:23,390 Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 134 00:16:25,530 --> 00:16:26,730 Oh, fuck. 135 00:16:28,690 --> 00:16:30,910 Oh, my God. Thank you. 136 00:16:31,530 --> 00:16:32,750 You're such a gentleman. 137 00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:35,740 No, no, no, no, no. 138 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:11,040 What if you put it in my ass? 139 00:17:13,819 --> 00:17:15,440 Who wants to put it in my ass? 140 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:19,260 Just do what she says. I want daddy to put it in my ass first. 141 00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:20,839 First. 142 00:17:21,619 --> 00:17:24,140 Oh my god, but you'll both get a turn. 143 00:17:24,740 --> 00:17:26,200 I'm really good at sharing. 144 00:17:26,980 --> 00:17:28,740 Uh -huh. Just go slow. 145 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:32,000 Go slow with my cute little ass, daddy. 146 00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:00,320 Oh my gosh. 147 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,340 Yeah. Yeah. 148 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:06,320 Yeah. Oh my God. It's in my, it's in my asshole. 149 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:07,880 Yes. 150 00:18:09,820 --> 00:18:10,820 Yes. 151 00:18:12,260 --> 00:18:18,920 Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh yeah. Filling both holes. 152 00:18:19,180 --> 00:18:21,220 Filling both holes. God. 153 00:18:23,950 --> 00:18:25,790 Oh, okay. 154 00:18:26,550 --> 00:18:28,970 Somebody's kinky like that. 155 00:18:29,410 --> 00:18:31,090 Oh. Yes. 156 00:18:31,590 --> 00:18:33,290 Yes, yes, yes. 157 00:18:33,910 --> 00:18:36,450 Uh -huh. Uh -huh. 158 00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:32,660 You're safe baby, don't worry. 159 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:22,480 your own kids suck. 160 00:21:53,820 --> 00:21:54,820 Oh, cute. 161 00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:34,960 That's my job 162 00:24:39,470 --> 00:24:40,470 Just one more. 163 00:24:41,370 --> 00:24:45,190 I want you to both fuck me at the same time. 164 00:24:45,610 --> 00:24:47,050 Two dicks in my holes. 165 00:24:47,790 --> 00:24:50,450 Don't say a word. Just do it. 166 00:24:51,110 --> 00:24:52,790 Get off. Thank you, Daddy. 167 00:24:53,090 --> 00:24:57,010 Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Oh, God, I'm so excited. 168 00:24:57,450 --> 00:24:58,670 How do you do this? 169 00:24:59,150 --> 00:25:00,250 How does it work? 170 00:25:01,410 --> 00:25:04,170 This is just like a total fantasy of mine. 171 00:25:04,570 --> 00:25:05,570 Well, Merry Christmas. 172 00:26:14,650 --> 00:26:15,650 Yes, yes, yes. 173 00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:06,520 Yes you can. Of course you can. 174 00:27:06,820 --> 00:27:07,820 Oh Jesus. 175 00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:49,920 Oh, yeah. 176 00:27:50,340 --> 00:27:51,800 Hit it in my ass, please. 177 00:27:52,460 --> 00:27:53,540 Oh, yeah. 178 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:55,360 Oh, my God, yes. 179 00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:56,720 Yes. 180 00:29:07,889 --> 00:29:09,290 Fuck that shit. 181 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:01,760 You don't think that Christmas is a bust? 182 00:31:02,220 --> 00:31:03,220 No. 183 00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:04,760 It's not a bust. 184 00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:06,320 But you're gonna bust. 185 00:31:39,210 --> 00:31:40,570 Yeah, yeah. 186 00:31:41,250 --> 00:31:45,690 Yeah. In that ass, honey. Turn up. Okay. Like that? 187 00:31:46,050 --> 00:31:47,210 Uh -huh. 188 00:31:47,490 --> 00:31:49,870 Uh -huh. Uh -huh. 189 00:31:50,170 --> 00:31:50,889 Uh -huh. 190 00:31:50,890 --> 00:31:52,930 Uh -huh. Uh 191 00:31:52,930 --> 00:31:57,950 -huh. 192 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:21,400 Oh, gee. 193 00:33:58,700 --> 00:33:59,820 Get down. Get down. 194 00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:04,820 Oh, yes, yes, yes. Merry Christmas. 195 00:34:05,300 --> 00:34:07,620 Oh, open your presents. 196 00:34:07,980 --> 00:34:09,580 Oh, open those presents. 197 00:34:11,100 --> 00:34:12,100 Oh, fuck. 198 00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:13,580 Fuck, fuck, fuck. 199 00:34:14,179 --> 00:34:15,179 Oh, 200 00:34:16,739 --> 00:34:18,580 what did you get? 201 00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:20,199 What did you get for Christmas? 202 00:34:44,909 --> 00:34:46,010 You're very welcome. 203 00:34:48,690 --> 00:34:49,830 Don't ruin the moment. 204 00:34:58,110 --> 00:34:58,769 Well, 205 00:34:58,770 --> 00:35:07,750 all 206 00:35:07,750 --> 00:35:12,110 in all, this was a really successful Christmas. 207 00:35:12,450 --> 00:35:13,450 Yeah. 208 00:35:15,250 --> 00:35:21,790 You guys are the most fucked up, dysfunctional family I have ever 209 00:35:21,790 --> 00:35:22,790 seen. 210 00:35:24,750 --> 00:35:28,950 Kathy, you boozed up old whore. 211 00:35:29,690 --> 00:35:32,210 You don't give a shit about any of your family. 212 00:35:32,690 --> 00:35:36,950 And seemingly, you go out of your way to make it a mission to make everyone 213 00:35:36,950 --> 00:35:38,550 else's life fucking miserable. 214 00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:45,080 even be worse than she is. 215 00:35:45,900 --> 00:35:50,700 You married yourself into this family, and then you put on this, like, good 216 00:35:50,700 --> 00:35:54,860 father act, but really all you want is to get your fucking dick wet. 217 00:35:56,200 --> 00:36:02,520 All you are is a cuck that would rather fuck his stepdaughters instead of 218 00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:03,520 seeking out therapy. 219 00:36:04,380 --> 00:36:05,380 You. 220 00:36:08,260 --> 00:36:12,500 I don't know you, but I don't trust you. 221 00:36:12,990 --> 00:36:14,010 And I do not like your vibe. 222 00:36:17,250 --> 00:36:18,250 Paula. 223 00:36:20,170 --> 00:36:22,870 My sweet, sweet Paula. 224 00:36:24,650 --> 00:36:27,910 I think I hate you the most of all. 225 00:36:31,410 --> 00:36:37,730 Have you ever considered why I haven't said anything in two 226 00:36:37,730 --> 00:36:39,070 fucking years? 227 00:36:40,450 --> 00:36:44,860 And then you go and fuck this bitch boy in front of your entire family. 228 00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:51,940 Also, while ruining that poor niece of yours life, who, by the way, 229 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:56,040 is the only one out of all of you that may actually be halfway decent. 230 00:36:56,700 --> 00:36:59,860 Also, who had any fucking sense as to leave. 231 00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:04,620 What about me? 232 00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:09,360 You're actually okay. 233 00:37:12,300 --> 00:37:13,760 you didn't ask to be born into this shit show. 234 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:17,400 Fuck you guys. 235 00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:22,480 I think I need another drink. 236 00:37:32,540 --> 00:37:39,000 Well, I gotta admit, above all, with everything that's just happened, 237 00:37:39,140 --> 00:37:41,180 this was a great - 238 00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:44,260 I second that. Yeah. 239 00:37:45,020 --> 00:37:46,020 Definitely. 240 00:37:48,700 --> 00:37:50,980 Merry Christmas. 241 00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:52,940 From us to you. 242 00:39:03,630 --> 00:39:07,790 You both came at the exact same time. That rarely ever happens. 243 00:39:11,150 --> 00:39:15,050 I can stand and sit. No.